Definition of the Word Molasses
Molasses Mol-ass-es Noun and Plural Noun What you see when there are a bunch of moles facing the other way with their pants off. A very pleasant sight if you’re into that sort of thing Used as an act...
View ArticleHappy Valentines Day
“When a girl has a heart of stone, there’s only one way to melt it. Just add Ice.” -Vanilla Ice HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! Well, today is the day. Today is the day to show your significant other how much...
View ArticleHow to Handle Pain that’s Been Caused by Someone else
I’m sure we have all experienced a betrayal or felt like that someone has hurt us to our very core. Those instances can be pretty nasty. And, awful people may hurt you for several reasons. Now I’m not...
View ArticleLewis B-B-B-Black!
Lewis Black was one of the first comedians I listened to. When I started listening to comedy three years ago, the first bit of his that I listened to was Santa. The joke was that Santa should be...
View ArticleMy talk with the Comedy version of Henri Ducard
Well I had a dumb ass moment at the Columbus Funny Bone last week. It was also my first moment at the Funny Bone, pretty fitting that I made my first moment there to make me look like an Idiot, but...
View ArticleNow
Now I love the 90’s as much as the next guy, but I don’t buy into all this Doritos Taco business that it’s the one all be all decade. People who have this cardinal infatuation for the 90’s, it doesn’t...
View ArticleReview for It’s Not That Hard
A friend of mine has written and directed a new short film called: It’s Not That hard. Which you can watch through the link here: I recommend watching it before reading the rest of this post. My...
View ArticleBirthday Tears
Birthday Tears I had a fun birthday. Got to relax, got to eat, got to watch T.V. It’s the little things that I enjoy the most. But, what I enjoy more than the little things is stand-up comedy. And,...
View ArticleComic’s Holiday: April Fool’s
Comic’s Holiday: April Fool’s Finally! A day dedicated toward joking around and relaxing. A holiday where there are no special ceremonies and no restrictions on who can celebrate it. On paper, April...
View ArticleTombow Airpress Ballpoint Pen
Tombow Pen http://www.jetpens.com/Tombow-AirPress-Ballpoint-Pen-0.7-mm-Full-Black-Body/pd/6298 Well, I’ve been writing with the Tombow pen for about a week, and I like it. I would give this pen a B+,...
View ArticleThe 90′s
I love the 90’s as much as the next guy, but I don’t buy into all this Dorito’s tacos business, that it’s the one all, be all decade. People who have this cardinal infatuation for the 90’s don’t make...
View ArticleYummy!
My creative writing teacher and I challenged each other to write a poem about pastries. And, of course like any challenge I accepted. I’ll be honest folks. It’s not the most heartfelt pastry poem...
View ArticleChallenge
Challenge What is the point? I’m sure many were asking themselves that yesterday. What a terrible thing to happen. News that two bombs went off at the Boston Marathon tested me to enjoy the warm spring...
View ArticlePencils and Pens
Pencils break a lot easier than pens. I like pens, because pens can hook up if you link them with their clips. Pencils seem to like chilling out by themselves. Although pencils do like to wear a cute...
View ArticleAudio of Yummy!
Reading of the poem Yummy! It’s only thirty seconds so you should check it out, but I’ll warn you. You might get really hungry.
View ArticleHelp me write a Bio!
Hey guys, sometime in May I’m going to have a bio page. I’ve never really created one before. So i thought I would ask my fellow bloggers, whom already have bios, to give me some advice? Any would be...
View ArticleAre you like me?
Being a college student and a comedian is tough because both require my energy and time. I want to be successful at both but they often tug on eachother which can make me sloppy. I love comedy so much,...
View ArticleGoals
Hello to you guys who read my blog every once and awhile. I haven’t posted and created in awhile. Why? What happened? Well finals happened, I was very busy preparing for the end of my first year of...
View ArticleEvil Warlord Dudes
I woke up this morning at 8am, which is sleeping in for me since I usually have to wake up at 4am. I realized that the only way I was able to sleep in was because our country hasn’t been taken over by...
View ArticleThese Guys Are Funny
I am a young comic who is destined to be the funniest person Columbus and beyond, but for now it’s not my time yet. I haven’t lived life. I haven’t moved out of my parents house yet. I haven’t put in...
View Article
More Pages to Explore .....