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Tired?
I just woke up from a five hour nap that I didn’t intend to have(But, shit I feel well rested). It made me miss meeting up with my friends, but luckily they canceled anyway. However I want to look...
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The King of Comedy is…
The King of Comedy. I wonder why we always assume it has to be a guy? What if the funniest person ever is a girl? And why do we assume that the funniest person is the leader of a monarchy? Why isn’t he...
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Are you great? I’m not.
It’s great not being great. I have no responsibilities, which means it’s okay if I don’t update my status, share a video, or write funny blogs because I’m not great so nobody will miss out. Nobody will...
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I’m scared. Are you scared?
Are you afraid? And, I don’t mean of thing anything that’s easy to avoid like sharks, tarantulas, or feet. That’s easy shit to avoid. I’m talking about fears that you can’t escape from. Fears that...
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OVER 30!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I just realized that thirty people I don’t know are interested in what I do. Either that or I have thirty people waiting for me to follow them back. I am surprised that just over thirty people...
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Run FASTER!
Running isn’t that great. It comes in handy, but I think it’s overrated. Why does everyone have to run all over the place? Is there a frankenstein chasing you? You’re not getting mugged! Just walk and...
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Kaka
I know that there are already nick names and definitions for different kinds of poop, but I want to share my own. I know there are more kinds than what I’ve listed and blah blah, but this is fun so...
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You lose a lot and you win some.
It’s weird for me to say that I won, I usually talk about my failures (Birthday Tears) and the times I lose (These Guys Are Funny) so I don’t know if we can handle the fact that I succeeded yesterday....
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Supporting Local Talent?
Supporting local comedy is very important. Okay, no it’s not. It’s just what comics do when they haven’t gotten famous yet. Comedians like Louis CK or Chris Rock never go out to the open-mics to...
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Writers! Pay Attention! I Have Something Relevant To Tell You All! So Read...
Hello everyone, if you like to write then this Saturday you are going to be in for a treat. I wrote a review for a pen called the Tombow Airpress Ballpoint Pen. I’ve found a couple of new pens since...
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Between You And Me
Hello guys, you know what sucks balls about being creative? Getting recognized. Odds are that most you haven’t been fully recognized yet for your talent. These past few months have sucked because I...
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The Avant Pro Review (Finally)
Sorry that this review is a couple of days late, I’m bad with commitment and doing things. Please enjoy! The AvantPro. This is a pen for the kind of writer who wants to show people that he means...
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A question that I’ve been meaning to ask.
It’s really cool that so many of you are following my website/blog especially since I am a young, barely talented, shitty writer with no work ethic. I hope over the past few months I’ve made you guys...
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Marty at the Bar
I have been performing at this bar called the Shrunken Head for almost a year now. It’s my favorite place to do stand-up comedy, I go there every week, and I have learned and experienced a lot from...
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Bit by Bit
Hello everyone who doesn’t update their subscriptions, or dedicated fans! I’m not going to lie. I have fucked up big time. Is that right? Should I start this out by saying “fuck”? Does that insult...
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“I stole it!”|My Life is A Comedy: Entry 1
Arnold Palmer, the beverage, is probably the best drink ever in terms of taste, quantity, and price. It has a very sweet, but mild taste that makes you feel refreshed instantly. It’s hard for me to...
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Jokes, Jokes… One at a time|Comedy Bronze: Entry 1
You have your first five minutes of material after putting a lot of thought, energy, and time into it. five killer minutes that’ll make the most dead open-mic erupt with laughter. Those five precious...
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The Next New Innovation|My Life is A Comedy Entry: 2
…as Charlie Sanders said best, “Anything’s possible!” Humans are full of weaknesses and vices. I’m sure you have a few faults that keep holding you back in life from sucking at math to irritable bowel...
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My Personal Life?|My Life is A Comedy: Entry 2
I haven’t done an entry in awhile. Why? I’ve been busy. Really focusing on comedy. I want to be good at it, I want to be better at it, and I’ve been succeeding. I just did a showcase in Lima, OH and...
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I Started Telling Jokes in a Pond (Columbus, OH)|Comedy Bronze Entry: 2
I’ve seen a few posts about the Columbus Comedy scene lately and felt like sharing my opinion even though no one will read it, because it would be a great way for me to reflect on how the scene is and...
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